TexasFilly Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 A Chicken A Horse and A Harley On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmerfor help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his wanger thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (yep, there's a moral)!"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up CHICKS" NOW HOW CHEESY IS THAT SNIPER? LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Proof Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 thats was cheessy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 1, 2005 Author Share Posted December 1, 2005 GOOD maybe he'll give ME a 8.0 or something LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Sweetheart, that was a TEN!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 1, 2005 Author Share Posted December 1, 2005 Sweetheart, that was a TEN!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well besides it being my Birthday today, YOU made my day!!!! LOL Cool, A TEN!!!! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaawwwwwwwwwww! Thanks LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I wonder if this was the same horse. Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex Case Nov 30, 10:02 PM (ET) SEATTLE (AP) - A man has pleaded guilty to trespassing in connection with a fatal horse-sex case. James Michael Tait, 54, of Enumclaw, was accused of entering a barn without the owner's permission. Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death. Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors. The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Tarun Posted December 1, 2005 Administrator Share Posted December 1, 2005 Well besides it being my Birthday today, YOU made my day!!!! It's your birthday? *Checks Lunarsoft.net Forum index to verify* :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenutyEnool Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 GOOD maybe he'll give ME a 8.0 or something LMFAO <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, 10 for this one. Look out MP_handler, there's competition on the boards. Cheers :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 It's your birthday? *Checks Lunarsoft.net Forum index to verify* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Could do with TexasFilly confirming this for definate, we know what her sense of humour is like. If it is really your birthday Texas, then Happy Birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 2, 2005 Author Share Posted December 2, 2005 Well yes, it IS my Birthday today. The 1st of December, hmmmm that makes it the 1st day, of the Last Month. I'm the first and the Last LMAO My last name is Wright too, so YOU MEN, have FINALLY met MS. Wright! LMFAO!!! But, you can't put your Birthday date in your profile unless you put the YEAR too I didn't want ya'll to realize I really WAS 113!!! LOL LUV YA ALL!!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 2, 2005 Author Share Posted December 2, 2005 Yeah, 10 for this one. Look out MP_handler, there's competition on the boards. Cheers <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *clapping* Thanks Senuty :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 But, you can't put your Birthday date in your profile unless you put the YEAR too <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmmmmmm, shame it only has the option of going back to 1906, you would have been OK otherwise. I didn't think ladies hid their age anymore. Go on give us a clue MS Wright. Also are you a MS or a Miss or a Mrs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 2, 2005 Author Share Posted December 2, 2005 Hmmmmmm, shame it only has the option of going back to 1906, you would have been OK otherwise. I didn't think ladies hid their age anymore. Go on give us a clue MS Wright. Also are you a MS or a Miss or a Mrs? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL on the 1906! I wouldn't have a problem saying my age, but there are so many youngins in here I didn't want to be "GRANNY" of the Forum LOL I'm in my teens in mind and spirit. Body is having a bit of trouble from time to time But my daughter still takes me out to play pool and go to the bars, so that should tell ya something? And I'm a Miss or Ms. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Happy Birthday, TF......and many, many more. As far as age is concerned, I turn 50 next year. That will make me officially a registered, card carrying, dirty old man. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 2, 2005 Author Share Posted December 2, 2005 Happy Birthday, TF......and many, many more. As far as age is concerned, I turn 50 next year. That will make me officially a registered, card carrying, dirty old man. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LMAO Thank-You Sniper!!! I appreciate that :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Proof Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 lol..now i have to find a cheesy one. its gonna be had to find one that beats those two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Proof Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 i couldnt find any cheesy horse jokes but i found this one The Bear and The Athiest... There was an athiest was walking through the woods admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees!" he exclaimed "What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he thought to himself. As he walked along the river, he heard a rustling behind him in a bush. As he turned to look, there was a 7-ft bear charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path, but saw that the bear was closing in on him. He tried to run faster and had tears streaming down his face. His heart was pumping as he tried to run even faster. Then he tripped and fell to the ground, as he tried to pick himself up, he noticed that the bear was almosts on top of him, with his right paw coming down and his left paw swinging fast. At that moment he cried out "OH MY GOD..." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent, and the river stopped moving. As a bright light shone down upon the man, a loud, booming voice came out of the sky..."You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I dont exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The athiest looked directly into the light, and said, "It would be hypocritical of me to ask you to treat me as a Christian...but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian." Very well, the voice said. Then the light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed. Then the bear dropped its left paw, brought both paws together...bowd his head and spoke..."For this food, Lord, I am truely thankful." Mike Tx is offline Reply With Quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Well yes, it IS my Birthday today. The 1st of December, hmmmm that makes it the 1st day, of the Last Month. I'm the first and the Last LMAO My last name is Wright too, so YOU MEN, have FINALLY met MS. Wright! LMFAO!!! But, you can't put your Birthday date in your profile unless you put the YEAR too I didn't want ya'll to realize I really WAS 113!!! LOL LUV YA ALL!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You must get a lot of kidding for that..He Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 You must get a lot of kidding for that..He <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL I get kidded alot, and I dish it out just as much!!!! Nice to have another Sagittariun around and you're even a tad bit younger than me!!! NOT BY MUCH :hello: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 LOL I get kidded alot, and I dish it out just as much!!!! Nice to have another Sagittariun around and you're even a tad bit younger than me!!! NOT BY MUCH <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Was that a compliment...... am 50 tomorrow... Not only a fellow sagitarian but a fellow Texan..I was born in Texas...YeHaw... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 Was that a compliment...... am 50 tomorrow... Not only a fellow sagitarian but a fellow Texan..I was born in Texas...YeHaw... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL Yes, that was a compliment, Happy Birthday! Mine was the 1st, I guess you read that! I was 51. I was actually born in Okla But been here more than half my life. WOW that's a long time huh? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 LOL Yes, that was a compliment, Happy Birthday! Mine was the 1st, I guess you read that! I was 51. I was actually born in Okla But been here more than half my life. WOW that's a long time huh? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Congrats on your birthday , but your profile says 41 ??? Is that intentional? I know someone from Ada,OK..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 Congrats on your birthday , but your profile says 41 ??? Is that intentional? I know someone from Ada,OK..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *looking at my profile* it was suppose to say 113 LOL I'm from Bartlesville. Way up by Kansas, where Phillips 66 is. Frank Phillips. Great little town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 Corey, I only see my profile as saying I live in Dallas. Where did you see 41? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Corey, I only see my profile as saying I live in Dallas. Where did you see 41? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh , I'm sorry , thats your member #...Duh.....redeye on my part........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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