A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for

the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a

little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed

both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is

underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

YEAH BAAAAAAAAAABY

I was almost thinking of becoming a doctor then, until it got to the grandma bit. :realmad:

I was almost thinking of becoming a doctor then, until it got to the grandma bit.

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HEY!!!! I'm a Grandma and a dang Purdy one too LOL

HEY!!!! I'm a Grandma and a dang Purdy one too LOL

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Yeah, but I was figuring grandma as in an old grandma, like mine was, not a young one like you are. :realmad:

Yeah, but I was figuring grandma as in an old grandma, like mine was, not a young one like you are.

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*heeheehee* you're too kind Sir!

And that's what I would have said had I mucked it all up LMAO

And that's what I would have said had I mucked it all up LMAO

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****, you figured me out. :realmad:

****, you figured me out.

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So good to see you CAP! :realmad:

You too. :realmad: