TexasFilly Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." YEAH BAAAAAAAAAABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I was almost thinking of becoming a doctor then, until it got to the grandma bit. :realmad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 14, 2005 Author Share Posted December 14, 2005 I was almost thinking of becoming a doctor then, until it got to the grandma bit. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HEY!!!! I'm a Grandma and a dang Purdy one too LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 HEY!!!! I'm a Grandma and a dang Purdy one too LOL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, but I was figuring grandma as in an old grandma, like mine was, not a young one like you are. :realmad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 Yeah, but I was figuring grandma as in an old grandma, like mine was, not a young one like you are. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *heeheehee* you're too kind Sir! And that's what I would have said had I mucked it all up LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 And that's what I would have said had I mucked it all up LMAO <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ****, you figured me out. :realmad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 ****, you figured me out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So good to see you CAP! :realmad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 You too. :realmad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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