Posted December 13, 200519 yr A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." YEAH BAAAAAAAAAABY
December 14, 200519 yr I was almost thinking of becoming a doctor then, until it got to the grandma bit. :realmad:
December 14, 200519 yr Author I was almost thinking of becoming a doctor then, until it got to the grandma bit. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HEY!!!! I'm a Grandma and a dang Purdy one too LOL
December 14, 200519 yr HEY!!!! I'm a Grandma and a dang Purdy one too LOL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, but I was figuring grandma as in an old grandma, like mine was, not a young one like you are. :realmad:
December 15, 200519 yr Author Yeah, but I was figuring grandma as in an old grandma, like mine was, not a young one like you are. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *heeheehee* you're too kind Sir! And that's what I would have said had I mucked it all up LMAO
December 15, 200519 yr And that's what I would have said had I mucked it all up LMAO <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ****, you figured me out. :realmad:
December 15, 200519 yr Author ****, you figured me out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So good to see you CAP! :realmad:
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