SenutyEnool Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 A man and his wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband: "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the holy land, for $150." The husband thought about it for a while and decided to have her shipped home. The astonished undertaker asked: "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here in the holy land and you only need to spend $150?" The husband replied; "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he arose from the dead." (wait for it) (nearly there) (just a bit further....) "I'm not going to take that risk!!!!" ______________________________ Cheers :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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