Posted September 13, 200618 yr Baby's First Doctor Visit >> >> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting >>for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor >>arrived,and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a >>little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? >> >> >> "Breast-fed,"she replied. >> >> "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. >> >> >> >> She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed >>both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed >>examination. Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, >> >> >> >> "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." >> >> >> >> "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." ******************************************************************* COYOTES > > A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were >presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the Coyote >population. > > It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true >methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a >"more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be >captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again and the population >would be controlled. > > This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's >Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS. > > All of the ranchers Thought about this amazing idea for a couple of >minutes. > > Finally, an old boy in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, >"Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't >screwin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em."
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