A Couple More

Baby's First Doctor Visit

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>> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting

>>for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor

>>arrived,and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a

>>little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

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>> "Breast-fed,"she replied.

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>> "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

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>> She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed

>>both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed

>>examination. Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said,

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>> "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

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>> "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

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COYOTES

>

> A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were

>presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the

Coyote

>population.

>

> It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true

>methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had

a

>"more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be

>captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again and the

population

>would be controlled.

>

> This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's

>Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS.

>

> All of the ranchers Thought about this amazing idea for a couple of

>minutes.

>

> Finally, an old boy in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and

said,

>"Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't

>screwin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em."