Monkey Proof Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 ok you have to do this funny as hell post what you get i got i turned a pimp for a cherry flavored condom take the first letter in your first name: A-i f*cked B-i have C-i need D-i sucked E-i gave head too F-i got wet n wild G-i tasted H-i played I-i swallowed down J-i blew K-i got down and dirty with L-i loved M-i hated N-i was desperate O-i ordered P-i partied with Q-i had a quicky with R-i got rowdy with S-i sold T-i turned on U-i i gave birth to V-i stripped for W-i stripped for X-i gave hand to Y-i aroused take the first letter in your last name: A-a hobo B-a male stripper C-a cat D-a pencil E-a naked statue F-a fire fighter G-a goat H-a milf I-a bastard J-a male prostitute K-a clock L-a adult toy M-a louise vuitton bag N-a whore O-a dilf P-a pimp Q-a quarter R-a porn star S-a slut T-a nerd U-a stuffed animal V-a b***h W-a ugly fat kid X-a cheerleader Y-a gay guy Z-a pyromaniac now take your middle initial(if you have no middle name, take the first letter of your mothers maiden name) A-and enjoyed it B-for a one nightstand C-for money D-so i could hook up with a jock E-and i banged after F-with a water bra G-for a cherry flavored condom H-so i could get a nse job I-for a vacation J-for birth control K-for a shopping spree L-so people would talk to me M-and it was hot N-so i could get butt implants O-for sex P-soi could go around naked Q-all for lust R-just for the attention S-for love T-so i could be sexy U-all for a fat kid V-and i hated it W-all for pleasure X-so i could get a booby job Y-for lube Z-all for a hot guy H- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 i sucked a slut just for the attention :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Proof Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 i sucked a slut just for the attention <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i dont know if i would be smiling after that, i would be more like this :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Welp, :( I'd get arrested if mine were true! *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* I'm NOT tellin! *arms across chest* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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