TEQUILA FOR MI AMOR

A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle

lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican

is stunned.

The Genie says,"Hello Master,I will grant you one wish, anything you

want."

The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."

Finally the

Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want,so make me pee

tequila."

The Genie grants him his wish.

When the Mexican gets home,he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in

it.

He looks at the glass and it's clear...looks like tequila. Then smells the

liquid...

smells like tequila. So he takes a taste, and it is the best tequila he

has

ever

tasted.

The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"

She comes running down the hall, and the Mexican takes another glass out

of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.

Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best

tequila

she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.

The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get

two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The

result is the same. The tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks until

the sun

comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home from work and tells

his wife, " Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink

Tequila."

His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.

The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife asks

him,

"But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"

Pancho raises the glass and says, "BECAUSE TONIGHT, MI AMOR,

YOU DRINK FROM THE BOTTLE."

ARRIBA!!!!!!! ARRIBA!!!!!!!!!!

:hug: Well done TexasFilly, the jokes are getting better and better in here.

Well done TexasFilly, the jokes are getting better and better in here.

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Not cheesy enough.......I give it a 7.5. :P

Are there any boundarys on the jokes?

Are there any boundarys on the jokes?

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I don't think so ya Lordship LMAO