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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their encounters, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay a large sum of money if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also

provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how we would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about nine months later, he came home to a very confused wife. Honey, she said, You received a very strange postcard today". Oh just give it to me and I'll explain it, he said. The wife complied and watched as her husband

read the card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without".

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