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Signs You're Drinking Too Much Coffee

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* You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

* You answer the door before people knock.

* You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

* You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet

away without using the timer.

* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

* You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before

realizing it's not plugged in.

* You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

* You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

* You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

* You ride an exercise bike to work.

* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

* You use coffee flavored mouthwash.

* You help your dog chase its tail.

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  * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

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Wow, i could kill two birds with one stone then.

A morning ain't a morning without coffee though.

Maybe someone should come up with CA meetings and give out free beer, that would be a bonus.

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Oh dear, you mean that's not good?  :)

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umm Trish...that wasnt coffee beans that you were grinding in your mouth. that was dirt, remember last week when i cought you making mudpies in the back yard? and i made yuo go and brush your teeth

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Oh dear, you mean that's not good?  :)

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umm Trish...that wasnt coffee beans that you were grinding in your mouth. that was dirt, remember last week when i cought you making mudpies in the back yard? and i made yuo go and brush your teeth

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You're right, how could I forget? You are so picky about that, but mud is never a problem for you when we have the wrestling matches.

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  * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

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Wow, i could kill two birds with one stone then.

A morning ain't a morning without coffee though.

Maybe someone should come up with CA meetings and give out free beer, that would be a bonus.

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Hi CaPMan.

I haven't read any further, but you are already my HERO! That's my kind of thinking.

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