* You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

* You answer the door before people knock.

* You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

* You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet

away without using the timer.

* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

* You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before

realizing it's not plugged in.

* You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

* You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

* You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

* You ride an exercise bike to work.

* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

* You use coffee flavored mouthwash.

* You help your dog chase its tail.

i am glad I don't drink coffee.

our eyes stay open when you sneeze.

  * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

 

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That's a problem. Thanks for the laugh.

  * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

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Wow, i could kill two birds with one stone then.

A morning ain't a morning without coffee though.

Maybe someone should come up with CA meetings and give out free beer, that would be a bonus.

  * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

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Oh dear, you mean that's not good? :)

Oh dear, you mean that's not good? 

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umm Trish...that wasnt coffee beans that you were grinding in your mouth. that was dirt, remember last week when i cought you making mudpies in the back yard? and i made yuo go and brush your teeth

Oh dear, you mean that's not good? 

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umm Trish...that wasnt coffee beans that you were grinding in your mouth. that was dirt, remember last week when i cought you making mudpies in the back yard? and i made yuo go and brush your teeth

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You're right, how could I forget? You are so picky about that, but mud is never a problem for you when we have the wrestling matches.

especialy when we jello wrestle...no complaints here!

especialy when we jello wrestle...no complaints here!

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That's not entirely true, you did complain when I used the green jello. Whew, I'll nver do THAT again.

that wasnt jello..that was soylent green stuff you sicko!!!

that wasnt jello..that was soylent green stuff you sicko!!!

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I SAID I'd never do it again, sheesh. It was all you had on the shelf.

okay..like i believe that one

okay..like i believe that one

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You believed it that night.

only becouse you tricked me so well

only becouse you tricked me so well

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You fell for it, though.

unfortunatly yes..but never again

unfortunatly yes..but never again

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Sure. :)

you hufu lover

you hufu lover

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You say the nicest things

so you do admit it

so you do admit it

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I do not.

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Wow, i could kill two birds with one stone then.

A morning ain't a morning without coffee though.

Maybe someone should come up with CA meetings and give out free beer, that would be a bonus.

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Hi CaPMan.

I haven't read any further, but you are already my HERO! That's my kind of thinking.

:) I'm a hero :)