TexasFilly Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy ...you explain the kids." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 hahaha, good one Texas :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokoike Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 lol! I swear TF, you and Sniper have the best jokes! I gotta remember that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Proof Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaphirer Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Uh oh... someone's in trouble... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ma TriX 0978 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 mm niiiiicee :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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