SenutyEnool Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yeah," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the other friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch this," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. | | | | V Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You as***** . . . it's 3:15 in the morning!" _______________________ Cheers :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaphirer Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You as***** . . . it's 3:15 in the morning!" _______________________ Cheers <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wish I had a neighbor like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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