Final Exam

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THE FINAL EXAMINATION

INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question carefully.

Answer all questions.

Time limit - 2 hours.

Begin immediately.

HISTORY

Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present

day, concentrating especially, but not exclusivly, on its social,

political, economic, religious and, philosophical impact on Europe,

Asia, America and, Africa. Be brief, concise and, specific.

MEDICINE

You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and, a

bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture untill your

work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes.

PUBLIC SPEAKING

Two thousand riot crazed aboriginies are storming the classroom. Calm

them. You may use any ancient language except Greek or Latin.

BIOLOGY

Create life.Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if

this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier. Pay

special attention to the English Parlimentary System. Prove your thesis.

MUSIC

Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and preform it with flute and

drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

PSYCHOLOGY

Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional

stability, degree of adjustment and, repressed frustrations of each

of the following:

- Alexander of Aphrodisias,

- Gregory of Nicea,

- Ramses II and,

- Hammurabi.

Support your evaluation with quotations from each mans work, making

appropriate referances. It is not nessesary to translate.

SOCIOLOGY

Estimate the sociological problems that would accompany the end of

the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

MANAGMENT SCIENCE

Define managment. Define science. How do they relate? Why? Limit your

answer to twenty-five words.

ENGINEERING

The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle are in a box under you

seat. You will also find an instruction manual in Swahili. In ten

minutes, a hungry Bengal Tiger will be admitted to the room. Take

whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decisions.

ECONOMICS

Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Process

this plan through an econometric model for the year 2021 and,

assuming zero growth in the supply of money, project the gross

national product for that year to the nearset tenth of a cent.

Seasonally adjust you estimates. All work must be shown.

POLITICAL SCIENCE

There is a red phone on the desk beside you. Start World War III.

Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.

EPISTEMOLOGY

Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.

PHYSICS

Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of

the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

PHILOSOPHY

Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance.

Compare it with the development of any other type of thought.

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

EXTRA CREDIT

Define the universe. Give three examples.