She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

Then I caught her spending:

$85.00 on make-up,

$150 for a cut & colour,

$30 for a manicure,

$40 for a pedicure,

$50 on vitamins,

$900 on clothes

$600 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

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Cheers :D

Hahaha :D

I must remember this next time my wife tells me I drink too much. :D

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