SenutyEnool Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending: $85.00 on make-up, $150 for a cut & colour, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $900 on clothes $600 for a gym membership. I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back. _________________________ Cheers :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trish4323 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Hahaha :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I must remember this next time my wife tells me I drink too much. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrT Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 A man is dying of cancer. His son asked him, " Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?" Dad says, "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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