Book Report

[Sniper]

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

One smart-a** student turned in the following book report, with the

proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor

gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic:..... $29.99

Clinton :.....$29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read

Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton :..... Bill is a bul***** artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton :..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:.... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.