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A man walked into a very high-tec bar. As he sat down

on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what

will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied. "A martini

please". The robot clicked a couple of times and

mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of

relativity' 'inter-stellar space travel', and 'the latest

medical break throughs.

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but

thought he would try a different tact. He returned and

took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he

would have. He responded, "A Martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what

is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing,

the latest basketball scores, and what to expect

the Dodgers to do this week end.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left,

returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the

question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out "Uh ..... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly

asked, "A-r-e? Y-o-u-r? P-e-o-p-l-e? G-o-i-n-g? T-o?

N-o-m-i-n-a-t-e? H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?

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