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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches

in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk

of the town. People

would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper

reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their

long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our

honeymoon in America,"

Explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a

trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far

when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down

at

the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my

wife quietly said, "That's twice."

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.

My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the

poor animal like that Are you crazy? She looked at ME, and quietly said,

"That's once."

"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."

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