Posted November 9, 200519 yr Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, d***head." The man returns: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
November 10, 200519 yr Author This is how I was going to post it originally, but then thought my wife might stumble across it somehow. Then it would be RIP CaPMan. I walked into my bedroom with a sheep under my arm and said: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." My wife lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you ***t." I replied: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you." Actually, it could almost resemble a conversation between me and the other half. :hello:
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