Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, d***head."

The man returns: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

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<-- Blank look in this case.

This is how I was going to post it originally, but then thought my wife might stumble across it somehow. Then it would be RIP CaPMan.

I walked into my bedroom with a sheep under my arm and said:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

My wife lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you ***t."

I replied: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

Actually, it could almost resemble a conversation between me and the other half. :hello:

THAT WAS FUNNY! LOL! :D