Capman Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, d***head." The man returns: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Tarun Posted November 9, 2005 Administrator Share Posted November 9, 2005 ... <-- Blank look in this case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted November 10, 2005 Author Share Posted November 10, 2005 This is how I was going to post it originally, but then thought my wife might stumble across it somehow. Then it would be RIP CaPMan. I walked into my bedroom with a sheep under my arm and said: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." My wife lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you ***t." I replied: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you." Actually, it could almost resemble a conversation between me and the other half. :hello: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1984 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 THAT WAS FUNNY! LOL! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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