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A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to

walk by the condom display!, and the boy asks, "What are these, dad??

To which the man matter-of-fact replies, "Those are called condoms,

son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in

health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are

there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for the high school boys, ONE for Friday,

ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,

"Then who are these for?" Those are for college men, "the dad answers,

TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks,

picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,

"Those are for married men; ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for

March..............."

"Those are for married men; ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for

March..............."

Oh, the truth that comes out in jokes :le sigh: ......... :(

Coulda been worse, could've been married to a Nun.......

Nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon, nun at night....... :D

Cheers :hello:

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Oh, the truth that comes out in jokes :le sigh: .........  :(

Coulda been worse, could've been married to a Nun.......

Nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon, nun at night.......  ;)

Cheers :hello:

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:D GREAT ONE

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