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Monkey joke

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Ok....I've cleaned this up as much as possible. :P

A hitchhiker is picked up by a trucker. They are going down the road when something comes flying out of the back of the truck cab, scaring the hitchhiker. He looks up and sees a monkey sitting on the dash.

"What in the HELL is that thing doing in here?", yells the hitchhiker.

"That's my traveling buddy.", says the trucker.

"Why would you let a smelly monkey ride in your truck?", asks the hitchhiker.

"Just watch this.", says the trucker as he reaches out and slaps the monkey off of the dash.

The monkey crawls up between the trucker's legs, unzips his pants, and preforms an oral sex act on the trucker. When he is finnished, the monkey climbs back up onto the dash.

"What do you think of that?", asks the trucker.

"I've never seen anything like that.", says the hitchhiker.

"Would you like to give it a try?", asks the trucker.

"Gee," says the hitchhiker," I don't think I'd like it."

"Come on, you'll love it." says the trucker.

"OK, just do me one favor." says the hitchhiker.

"Sure, whats the favor?" asks the trucker.

And the hitchhiker says,

"Don't hit me as hard as you hit that **** monkey." :hug:

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