A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?

Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

Kids will get you, too. This happened locally, about 25 years ago.

A sheriff's deputy pulled over a pick-up truck on the Mississippi river levee, late one night. The deputy ask the driver if he had seen anyone spot-lighting along the levee, because someone had reported shots fired in the area. The driver said he hadn't seen anyone, he was just taking his 5 year old grandson home. That's when the grandson asked, "Granddaddy, is he hunting rabbits, too?"

The deputy found 2 rabbits and a 12 guage shotgun in the truck's toolbox. :lol: