Monkey Proof Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Onions & Christmas Trees A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 *ROFLMFAO* Now THAT one was GREAT!!!!! ^5 MP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Well, when I am in my fifties or older, my wife can help me put the christmas tree up, and if she don't I will pickle her onions. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synapse Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 lol CaPMan, you could always take a whole bottle of viagra... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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