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A train hits a busload of catholic school girls and they all perish.

They all wind up in Heaven trying to

enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.

St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any

contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly

replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my

finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip

of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you

ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but

replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK,

dip

your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of

girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of

the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says

"Sharon! What seems to be the rush?" The

girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I

want to do it before Mandy sticks her a** in

it!"! !

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I only said it to try to get one of your witty remarks, to make me smile and help me get through the last hour at work.

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Awwwwwwww well, sorry to disappoint you this time. I am suppose to go for another interview at 1 today and I'm trying to get ready and also convience my Grandson that I'll be back LOL

Hate to see you go so early! *sniffles* You have a GREAT one CaPMan! And if I don't see you this week-end you have a Great one there too. :hello:

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No problem Texas, today seemed like a week, I left for work, realised my car didn't seem right, got out to have a look, and someone had slashed one of my tyres. :hello:

This made me get to work half hour late, then I had to have an extra half hour for lunch to go get a new tyre, so really my day should have felt a lot shorter, but it just seemed to drag.

How was your interview?

Did it go to plan?

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someone slashed 2 tires and scratched "pig" on my new patrol the very first night i had it. get to take my patrol car home with me so its always parked pout front. after that i cleaned out the garage and park it in there over night for now on

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Wow well no one has touched my car, but trying to get the dang ice off the windshield made the hole in the middle that a rock hit spread in a line 1/2 way to both the doors :( All I did was use the defrost and then the wipers.

Anyway, I think I've got the job, they are going to have me do a drug test and background check. Neither of those will be a prob. I should know soon :hello:

Thanks for asking CaPMan.

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congratulations on getting the job. i was think about that earlier today

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THANKS MP, it's still a "THINK" but he slipped up by saying, it will be good working with you. Sooooo, that usually means something. :hello:

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lol..did you studder during the interview. you should see what some of the people do when ever i have contact with them.

haha....this is another topic that got hijacked..can we say offtopic.png

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lol..we need to run topiccleaner again

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yeah, the last topic cleaner was GREAT fun!!! LOL

HI TARUN! :hello:

MP, nope didn't studder, I figure I'd either get it or not. He was really nice and since I kinda have an "in" then I wasn't too worried. :P

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