TexasFilly Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 A train hits a busload of catholic school girls and they all perish. They all wind up in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Sharon! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Mandy sticks her a** in it!"! ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Tarun Posted December 9, 2005 Administrator Share Posted December 9, 2005 Lol! I remember that joke too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Yeah, it is an OLD one, I bet it was Texas who made it up. :hello: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 Yeah, it is an OLD one, I bet it was Texas who made it up. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't think so :hello: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I only said it to try to get one of your witty remarks, to make me smile and help me get through the last hour at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 I only said it to try to get one of your witty remarks, to make me smile and help me get through the last hour at work. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Awwwwwwww well, sorry to disappoint you this time. I am suppose to go for another interview at 1 today and I'm trying to get ready and also convience my Grandson that I'll be back LOL Hate to see you go so early! *sniffles* You have a GREAT one CaPMan! And if I don't see you this week-end you have a Great one there too. :hello: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 No problem Texas, today seemed like a week, I left for work, realised my car didn't seem right, got out to have a look, and someone had slashed one of my tyres. This made me get to work half hour late, then I had to have an extra half hour for lunch to go get a new tyre, so really my day should have felt a lot shorter, but it just seemed to drag. How was your interview? Did it go to plan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Proof Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 someone slashed 2 tires and scratched "pig" on my new patrol the very first night i had it. get to take my patrol car home with me so its always parked pout front. after that i cleaned out the garage and park it in there over night for now on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Just putting a drive in would help me, I have room for 4 cars in the front garden if it had a proper drive, but would cost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 Wow well no one has touched my car, but trying to get the dang ice off the windshield made the hole in the middle that a rock hit spread in a line 1/2 way to both the doors :( All I did was use the defrost and then the wipers. Anyway, I think I've got the job, they are going to have me do a drug test and background check. Neither of those will be a prob. I should know soon Thanks for asking CaPMan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Proof Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 congratulations on getting the job. i was think about that earlier today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 congratulations on getting the job. i was think about that earlier today <{POST_SNAPBACK}> THANKS MP, it's still a "THINK" but he slipped up by saying, it will be good working with you. Sooooo, that usually means something. :hello: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Proof Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 lol..did you studder during the interview. you should see what some of the people do when ever i have contact with them. haha....this is another topic that got hijacked..can we say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Tarun Posted December 10, 2005 Administrator Share Posted December 10, 2005 haha....this is another topic that got hijacked..can we say Someone call? :hello: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Proof Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 lol..we need to run topiccleaner again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFilly Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 lol..we need to run topiccleaner again <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yeah, the last topic cleaner was GREAT fun!!! LOL HI TARUN! MP, nope didn't studder, I figure I'd either get it or not. He was really nice and since I kinda have an "in" then I wasn't too worried. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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