THIS IS GREAT I'm dying here.

http://www.irbykennedy.com/WhiteTrashXmas.html

so thats how its done in texas, we do it a little differently here in washington :hello:

so thats how its done in texas, we do it a little differently here in washington

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HEY DUDE!!! *pulling up my fists* Noooooooooooooo that's Arkansas!!!! :realmad:

sure it is

sure it is

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LOL You know you're not suppose to "MESS" with TEXAS!!!

Although, we are the butt of most jokes

yes that right, theres a reason behind that you know. i dont even have to mention that bush is texan..HaHa!....so there

yes that right, theres a reason behind that you know. i dont even have to mention that bush is texan..HaHa!....so there

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Well *hands on hips* MY MOMMA told me not to ever discuss Politics and Religion, so I think this will be ONE of the times, I really listened to my MOM! LMAO :realmad:

first time for everything

first time for everything

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*snickering* Man, you ARE in a mood tonight huh? :realmad:

i blame it on the coffee, i like to get wired for court and then give short answers to the defense lawyers..sometimes it throws em off a bit.

i blame it on the coffee, i like to get wired for court and then give short answers to the defense lawyers..sometimes it throws em off a bit.

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SHE did get your goat today huh? LOL Can't blame it on coffee cuz I know how much you drink on a daily basis. *shaking head* not the coffee LOL

goats? how did goats get into this..maybe thats how texans take up their freetime just the way west virginians do with their sheep

edit: the defense lawyer is from el paso, how funny is that

goats? how did goats get into this..maybe thats how texans take up their freetime just the way west virginians do with their sheep

edit: the defense lawyer is from el paso, how funny is that

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*ROLFLMFAO* Stop with the coffee already LMAO

It's another Bob Rivers classic. He made my favorite Christmas CD of all time, I Am Santa Claus. The title track is set to the tune of the Black Sabbath song Iron Man, and it's hysterical. It's a few years old, but if you can find a copy, buy it. It's the greatest antidote to insipid Christmas music there is, you'll laugh til it hurts.

It's another Bob Rivers classic. He made my favorite Christmas CD of all time, I Am Santa Claus. The title track is set to the tune of the Black Sabbath song Iron Man, and it's hysterical. It's a few years old, but if you can find a copy, buy it. It's the greatest antidote to insipid Christmas music there is, you'll laugh til it hurts.

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LOL Green, I'll try to check it out