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My first joke, (on here anyway).

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John (now Jean) is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a beautiful woman.

His old friend Pete sees him and says, "John, you look great...you're beautiful!"

John says, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt."

Pete says, "When they cut open your chest and put in those implants?"

John says, "No, that didn't really hurt."

Pete says, "When they cut off your dick and dug out a vagina?"

John says, "No, that didn't really hurt."

Pete says, "Then what did hurt?"

John says, "When the doctor drilled a f****** hole in my head and sucked out half my brain."

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Ok, just to even the scores, I have posted a few about men, and kept them clean.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What''s the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds Mature.

What did god say after creating man?

I can do better.

Husband: Want a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what?

Why are men like laxatives?

They irritate the s*** out of you.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist. (oops, should have left this one out, sorry American guys.) :D

What is gross stupidity?

144 men in one room.

How many men does it take to pop popcorn?

Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.

What is a man''s view of safe sex?

A padded headboard.

How do men sort their laundry?

"Fifthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

So they wouldn''t hump women''s legs at cocktail parties.

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