Posted February 11, 200619 yr * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. * You answer the door before people knock. * You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit. * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. * You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. * Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. * You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before realizing it's not plugged in. * You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. * You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. * You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. * You ride an exercise bike to work. * You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. * You use coffee flavored mouthwash. * You help your dog chase its tail.
February 11, 200619 yr our eyes stay open when you sneeze. Â * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. Â <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's a problem. Thanks for the laugh.
February 11, 200619 yr  * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wow, i could kill two birds with one stone then. A morning ain't a morning without coffee though. Maybe someone should come up with CA meetings and give out free beer, that would be a bonus.
February 12, 200619 yr  * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh dear, you mean that's not good? :)
February 12, 200619 yr Oh dear, you mean that's not good? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> umm Trish...that wasnt coffee beans that you were grinding in your mouth. that was dirt, remember last week when i cought you making mudpies in the back yard? and i made yuo go and brush your teeth
February 12, 200619 yr Oh dear, you mean that's not good? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> umm Trish...that wasnt coffee beans that you were grinding in your mouth. that was dirt, remember last week when i cought you making mudpies in the back yard? and i made yuo go and brush your teeth <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're right, how could I forget? You are so picky about that, but mud is never a problem for you when we have the wrestling matches.
February 12, 200619 yr especialy when we jello wrestle...no complaints here! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's not entirely true, you did complain when I used the green jello. Whew, I'll nver do THAT again.
February 12, 200619 yr that wasnt jello..that was soylent green stuff you sicko!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I SAID I'd never do it again, sheesh. It was all you had on the shelf.
February 12, 200619 yr only becouse you tricked me so well <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You fell for it, though.
February 12, 200619 yr  * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wow, i could kill two birds with one stone then. A morning ain't a morning without coffee though. Maybe someone should come up with CA meetings and give out free beer, that would be a bonus. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hi CaPMan. I haven't read any further, but you are already my HERO! That's my kind of thinking.
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