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Dear Tech Support:

Recently I upgraded programs from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon

noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that

took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0

installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other

systems such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing

7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background

while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about

going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife

1.0 . Please help!


A Troubled User.



Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it

is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING

SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also

impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to

Girlfriend 7.0 It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program

files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to

not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under

Warnings-Alimony-Child Support I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and

work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background

application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because

ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system

will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep

3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 However, be very careful how you use

these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program

Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens,the only way to improve the performance

of Wife 1.0 is to purchase

additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With

Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and

will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

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