http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/america_f***_yeah.php

quite old but still pretty funny :P

A local blind man was eating at America's MacDonald one day. He was blind but he could feel that the burger was big. So he asked someone beside him, "why are the burgers so big?" The American replied him "in America, everything comes in a bigger size."

At night, the blind man went for a drink. He felt the glasses are huge so he asked someone beside him "why are the glasses so huge?" The American then replied him "in America, everything comes in a bigger size."

After a while the blind man wanted to pee. He asked for direction to the washroom and an American told him the washroom was at 3rd floor.

But the blind man went wrongly and fall into a swimming pool on the 2nd floor, he then panicked and shouted "DON'T FLUSH!!! DON'T FLUSH...!!!"