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Blonde LOGIC

Two blondes living in NY were sitting on a bench talking......

And one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........LA or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see LA.......?????"

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says,

"What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.

"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you id***! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.

She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

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Cheers :P

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all right Mr. Looneytunes, do you have any blonde Chef jokes for Trish?

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;P

:D

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@ trish

::gasps:: :PYOU BLABBED!........ ;P

Cheers ;P

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I did, I told him when I first realized it, because I thought I was the only one who didn't know. :D

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all right Mr. Looneytunes, do you have any blonde Chef jokes for Trish?

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;P

:D

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@ trish

::gasps:: :DYOU BLABBED!........ ;P

Cheers :D

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I did, I told him when I first realized it, because I thought I was the only one who didn't know. :D

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Heh, fact be known you were the first one to catch on.... Only took, what?, six months for someone to get it..... :P

Will you forgive me?  ;P

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Hmmmm, depends, does that rose come with a bottle of bubbly, or at least a cheap box of chocolates? ;P

Cheers :D

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The Blonde Chef

The blonde man was weeping at the bar, and the bartender gave him a free drink. "What's the trouble?" asked the friendly bartender.

"I got expelled from chef school," replied the blonde. "They said I gave them the oldest excuse in the trick book, and all I did was tell the truth."

"What did you say?" asked the bartender.

To which the chef student answered, "I told them my dog ate my homework."

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