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A big corporation recently hired several cannibals.

"You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the

welcoming briefing.

"You get all the usual benefits and you

can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please

don't eat any of the other employees".

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked,

"You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our

secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what

happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to

the others,

"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals


"You fool! For four weeks we've been eating

Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had

to go and eat someone important!"

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