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Brokeback cowboy

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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was

determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she

placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for The

job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided

to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house

than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot

about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was

doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and

the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The

hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher

s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she

directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by

her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her

eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told

and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town

again, you're fired!"

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