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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.

They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,

she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly

teddy bears. There are three shelves on one of the bedroom walls, with

hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in

rows, covering the entire wall!

It's obvious that he's taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them

and she's immediately touched by the amount of thought he's put into

organizing the display.

There are small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears

covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running

all the way along the top shelf.

She finds it strange for a young man to have such a large collection of

Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she doesn't mention

this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

All the while she's thinking to herself ... This is wonderful! Maybe

this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my children!...etc.

She turns to him...they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes

off and make hot steamy love.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive

guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly,

"Well, how was that?"

The guy says: "Not bad - Help yourself to a prize from the middle shelf."

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