Learning Center For Men

[trish4323]

THE LEARNING CENTER

"Mens' Program"

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, March 1, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays---Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique

Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor,

Walls and Nearby Bathtub?

Group Practice

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry

Hamper and The Floor

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

After Dinner Dishes -

Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

at 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity

Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other

Help Line Support and Support Groups

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things - Starting With

Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning

The House Upside Down While Screaming

Open Forum

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch --- Bringing Her

Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health

Graphics and Audio Tapes

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost

Real Life Testimonials

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To

Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live

Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation

and Breathing Techniques

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be dete! rmined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,

diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[Tarun]

I think I could only use a few classes. :)

[trish4323]

Of course, not every man will need the entire program. :)

[Tarun]

Class 6

Loss Of Identity

Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other

Help Line Support and Support Groups

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

That one confused me a bit. Are they talking about the remote for the TV?

I looked over the list and I think the only class I'd need is Class 14, cause I've never used the stove or oven.

[trish4323]

Yes, that would be the remote for the tv.

You're pretty good, if you only need one class!

[Tarun]

I've never used the oven, or really needed to. I've got my George Foreman grill and the microwave. ^^'

[sickchik]

I have a nine year old that can't hit the toilet. He waits till the last minute and whips it out so it goes everywhere. :eyeroll:

[SenutyEnool]

Sheesh, I feel weird.......

Must have been lobotimized without my knowing 'coz I don't require any of the classes.

::goes to check for hidden scars on his head::

Cheers :)

[Capman]

I guess I must be a failure. :(

I think I might need classes 7, 8, 10 & 12.

[trish4323]

Sheesh, I feel weird.......

Must have been lobotimized without my knowing 'coz I don't require any of the classes.

::goes to check for hidden scars on his head::

Cheers

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Perhaps you could teach one of the sessions. :)

[trish4323]

I guess I must be a failure. :(

I think I might need classes 7, 8, 10 & 12.

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Not at all, CapMan.....as long as you don't need to take the entire program, you're okay. :)

[trish4323]

I have a nine year old that can't hit the toilet. He waits till the last minute and whips it out so it goes everywhere. :eyeroll:

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So does MP.

[Capman]

He waits till the last minute and whips it out so it goes everywhere.

It actually sounds a bit like a safe sex precaution. :)

[trish4323]

It actually sounds a bit like a safe sex precaution.

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Yes it does, doesn't it? :)

[sickchik]

C'mon guys. He's 9.

[trish4323]

C'mon guys. He's 9.

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I was talking about MP. :)

[Monkey Proof]

pfft..whatever! :)

[sickchik]

oops my mistake

[trish4323]

pfft..whatever!

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Oh, you know you don't need to take any of those classes, right? :)

[Capman]

C'mon guys. He's 9.

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I actually thought I was quoting from the first post, sorry sc.

[Tarun]

C'mon guys. He's 9.

I thought MP just turned 33? O.o

[Capman]

C'mon guys. He's 9.

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I thought MP just turned 33? O.o

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lol, yeah but he acts like a 9 year old.

[Tarun]

lol, yeah but he acts like a 9 year old.

Those who are young at heart shall live forever! :)

[trish4323]

lol, yeah but he acts like a 9 year old.

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Those who are young at heart shall live forever!

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That's very true, Tarun. :)

[Capman]

lol, yeah but he acts like a 9 year old.

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Those who are young at heart shall live forever!

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That's very true, Tarun.

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I hope it's true because I was acting like a little kid earlier in front of my kids, my daughter was laughing, my youngest son ignored what I was doing and my eldest boy said I was sad.

I can't actually say what I was doing because it was disrespectful to some unfortunate members of society and I am too ashamed that I did it.

But anyway, long live CaPMan then. :)