Posted February 14, 200619 yr THE LEARNING CENTER "Mens' Program" REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, March 1, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays---Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other Help Line Support and Support Groups Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things - Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health Graphics and Audio Tapes Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost Real Life Testimonials Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be dete! rmined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
February 14, 200619 yr Administrator Class 6 Loss Of Identity Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other Help Line Support and Support Groups Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM That one confused me a bit. Are they talking about the remote for the TV? I looked over the list and I think the only class I'd need is Class 14, cause I've never used the stove or oven.
February 14, 200619 yr Author Yes, that would be the remote for the tv. You're pretty good, if you only need one class!
February 14, 200619 yr Administrator I've never used the oven, or really needed to. I've got my George Foreman grill and the microwave. ^^'
February 14, 200619 yr I have a nine year old that can't hit the toilet. He waits till the last minute and whips it out so it goes everywhere. :eyeroll:
February 14, 200619 yr Sheesh, I feel weird....... Must have been lobotimized without my knowing 'coz I don't require any of the classes. ::goes to check for hidden scars on his head:: Cheers :)
February 14, 200619 yr Author Sheesh, I feel weird....... Must have been lobotimized without my knowing 'coz I don't require any of the classes. ::goes to check for hidden scars on his head:: Cheers <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perhaps you could teach one of the sessions. :)
February 14, 200619 yr Author I guess I must be a failure. :( I think I might need classes 7, 8, 10 & 12. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not at all, CapMan.....as long as you don't need to take the entire program, you're okay. :)
February 14, 200619 yr Author I have a nine year old that can't hit the toilet. He waits till the last minute and whips it out so it goes everywhere. :eyeroll: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So does MP.
February 14, 200619 yr He waits till the last minute and whips it out so it goes everywhere. It actually sounds a bit like a safe sex precaution. :)
February 14, 200619 yr Author It actually sounds a bit like a safe sex precaution. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes it does, doesn't it? :)
February 15, 200619 yr Author pfft..whatever! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, you know you don't need to take any of those classes, right? :)
February 15, 200619 yr C'mon guys. He's 9. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I actually thought I was quoting from the first post, sorry sc.
February 16, 200619 yr C'mon guys. He's 9. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought MP just turned 33? O.o <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol, yeah but he acts like a 9 year old.
February 16, 200619 yr Administrator lol, yeah but he acts like a 9 year old. Those who are young at heart shall live forever! :)
February 16, 200619 yr Author lol, yeah but he acts like a 9 year old. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Those who are young at heart shall live forever! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's very true, Tarun. :)
February 16, 200619 yr lol, yeah but he acts like a 9 year old. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Those who are young at heart shall live forever! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's very true, Tarun. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I hope it's true because I was acting like a little kid earlier in front of my kids, my daughter was laughing, my youngest son ignored what I was doing and my eldest boy said I was sad. I can't actually say what I was doing because it was disrespectful to some unfortunate members of society and I am too ashamed that I did it. But anyway, long live CaPMan then. :)
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