Sniper Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 George was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.. When Carl was finished, Mary asked how much for the teapot. Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $100" "My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that George had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it. From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary , you wanna screw for that hinge?" Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot." This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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