SenutyEnool Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!" So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She thinks "That's nice", but keeps going up. On the second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "This is good to, but I'm sure I can do better" she thinks to herself and goes up again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor. As she reaches the sixth floor she sees this sign: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited!! Just goes to show........ Cheers :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Proof Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 haha..thats a good laugh from reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krit86lr Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 :P That's hilarious! I love it. I would have been perfectly happy on Floor 4. :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trish4323 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Hahahahaha, that was great! :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sickchik Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 I have floor 5. And that was quite funny. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krit86lr Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 I have floor 5. And that was quite funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ****! You must have gotten the last one. Lucky sc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sickchik Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Yes. I am a very lucky woman. :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Tarun Posted February 28, 2006 Administrator Share Posted February 28, 2006 Wonder what floor I am. O.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 I meet at least three of the criteria on floor 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sickchik Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I meet at least three of the criteria on floor 4. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Uhhhh, wouldn't that make you floor 3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trish4323 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Not necessarily, SC. Not if he's "drop-dead good looking" as opposed to "extremely good looking." Maybe it's the tongue that makes the difference. :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sickchik Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Not necessarily, SC. Not if he's "drop-dead good looking" as opposed to "extremely good looking." Maybe it's the tongue that makes the difference. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That tongue scares me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krit86lr Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I meet at least three of the criteria on floor 4. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Oh, mercy me!" krit86lr exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Not necessarily, SC. Not if he's "drop-dead good looking" as opposed to "extremely good looking." Maybe it's the tongue that makes the difference. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not necessarily, SC. Not if he's "drop-dead good looking" as opposed to "extremely good looking." Maybe it's the tongue that makes the difference. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That tongue scares me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I meet at least three of the criteria on floor 4. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Oh, mercy me!" krit86lr exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> These posts made me smile, brightened up my day at work. The reason I said I met 3 of the criteria on floor 4, was because I have a job, I love kids (well mine anyway), and I help with housework. It is not for me to comment on my own looks though. Oh, and I don't believe my tongue scares you sc, your avatar is scarier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sickchik Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Nah. Don't be scared. That's just me having a really bad day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capman Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Nah. Don't be scared. That's just me having a really bad day. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well that's ok then, I thought it was you on a good day. :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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