SenutyEnool Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 A male patient is laying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k? ___________________________________ Cheers :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaphirer Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 waoowww... what a way to meet a girl ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokoike Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 waoowww... what a way to meet a girl ^_^ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heh, yeah, I'd probably have her check a couple more times, just to make extra sure that they're okay. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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