Sniper Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Dave was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really torqued. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE". The next morning Dave got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Dave have been scheduled for Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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