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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota that makes the Tickle Me

Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo Factory and reports for

her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new

employee, Lena. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the

whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line

behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself; so

the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are

Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really

beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of

Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,

wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little

package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes

of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her; barely able to keep a straight face;

"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you

yesterday.... Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!"

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