Shopping at WalMart

[SenutyEnool]

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs $20.00 a lot quicker than a doctor. "

So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to WalMart.

He deposits $20.00, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten Seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ WalMart."

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to WalMart, eager to check the results. He deposits $20.00, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer (1st floor).

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Thank you for shopping @ WalMart

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Cheers :P

[Capman]

Haha, nice one Senuty. :P

[zaphirer]

Nice. I have a feeling that might become a reality in a few years :o

[New_Age]

LMAO! that was great. Needed a good laugh :P