SenutyEnool Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the stuffing out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. ________________________________________________________________ :le sigh!: How true, I picked my apple from the top of the tree and have been getting the stuffing stomped out of me ever since....... but in a nice way Cheers :hello: Quote
TexasFilly Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 ________________________________________________________________ :le sigh!: How true, I picked my apple from the top of the tree and have been getting the stuffing stomped out of me ever since....... but in a nice way Cheers <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote
hazelnut Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 Senuty, I was once told that women are like fine wine, they start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind, then they turn full bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache. This is untrue of course. Quote
SenutyEnool Posted November 16, 2005 Author Posted November 16, 2005 Senuty, I was once told that women are like fine wine, they start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind, then they turn full bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache. This is untrue of course. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, yeah, all us males believe you too Cheers :hello: Quote
Administrator Tarun Posted November 16, 2005 Administrator Posted November 16, 2005 Women are like wine, they get finer with age. (Or something like that) Quote
SenutyEnool Posted November 16, 2005 Author Posted November 16, 2005 Women are like wine, they get finer with age. (Or something like that) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You know we could really shorten that comment to its real elements..... Women whine, they age! :puts on his flame retardant underwear and awaits the onslaught: Cheers Disclaimer: My wife granted me her kind permission to make these comments on the condition of owing her a night out for dinner. Quote
Capman Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 You know we could really shorten that comment to its real elements..... Women whine, they age! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Excellent :hello: Quote
hazelnut Posted November 17, 2005 Posted November 17, 2005 Just remember if things get really bad, you can grow your own dope....plant a man! Quote
SenutyEnool Posted November 17, 2005 Author Posted November 17, 2005 Just remember if things get really bad, you can grow your own dope....plant a man! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ooooooh! You're so gonna get it for that........................ Once I think of something snappy.......... Might take a while......... Darn it, nothing springs to mind....... :le sigh: Guys help me out here, our reputation is at stake.... Cheers :P Quote
Capman Posted November 17, 2005 Posted November 17, 2005 Ooooooh! You're so gonna get it for that........................ Once I think of something snappy.......... Might take a while......... Darn it, nothing springs to mind....... :le sigh: Guys help me out here, our reputation is at stake.... Cheers <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This was me earlier, I thought for ages for a reply (well a minute or two). Could not think of anything though, I think hazelnut wins hands down. :( Quote
Administrator Tarun Posted November 17, 2005 Administrator Posted November 17, 2005 This was me earlier, I thought for ages for a reply (well a minute or two). Could not think of anything though, I think hazelnut wins hands down. :( Nah, she should have said a "typical man". :angry: Quote
hazelnut Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 I'm sure, knowing you lot, it won't be long before you get your own back. Quote
TexasFilly Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 You know we could really shorten that comment to its real elements..... Women whine, they age! :puts on his flame retardant underwear and awaits the onslaught: Cheers Disclaimer: My wife granted me her kind permission to make these comments on the condition of owing her a night out for dinner. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmmmmmm Maybe you'd like to take the REST of us Ladies out to eat too! Sure would save your UNDERWEAR LMAO Quote
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