Wendy went over to see her neighbour Lily.

" How do you get your tomatoes in your greenhouse to go red? " she asked Lily. "Mine are still green."

"Well" said Lily " There is something you can try, but you have to take off all your clothes"

"I'm willing to try anything"

"Okay" said Lily " Tomatoes get embarrased very easily, so when they see you naked they will blush"

"Ill try that tonight" said Wendy.

As it began to get dark Wendy stripped off and made her way to her greenhouse.

Next day she went over to see Lily.

"How did you get on?" asked Lily

" So So, my tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are 4 inches longer"

Now that's just plain nasty.......I love it. :lol:

lol nice