Monkey Proof Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. > Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, > called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who > created the universe?" > > When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, her best friend who > sat behind her took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. > > "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. > > The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little > later the nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and savior?" > > But she didn't stir from her slumber. Again, little Johnny came to > her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. > > "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, > "Very good" and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. > > Later, the Nun asked her a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam > after she had her twenty-third child?" > > Once again, Johnny came to the rescue. > > > This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that > **** thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" > > The Nun fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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