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>> TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find

>> North America.

>> MARIA: Here it is.

>> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who

>> discovered America?

>> CLASS: Maria.

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> TEACHER: Why are you late Frank?

>> FRANK: Because of the sign.

>> TEACHER: What sign?

>> FRANK: The one that says, "School

>> ahead. Go slow."

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your

>> multiplication on the floor?

>> JOHN: You told me to do it without

>> using tables.

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell

>> "crocodile?"

>> GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

>> TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.

>> GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you

>> asked me how "I" spelled it.

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula

>> for water?

>> RYAN: H I J K L M N O

>> TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?

>> RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H

>> to O.

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing

>> that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.

>> HUNTER: Me !

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>

>> TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so

>> dirty?

>> ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a

>> lot closer to the ground than you are.

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>

>> TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting

>> with "I".

>> BETH: I is...........

>> TEACHER: No Beth....Always say "I

>> am".....not "I is".

>> BETH: All right........."I am the ninth

>> letter of the alphabet."

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped

>> down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

>> Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't punish

>> him?

>> ALEX: Because George still had the ax

>> in his hand.

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> TEACHER: Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you

>> say prayers before eating?

>> MACY: No Mam, I don't have to. My Mom

>> is a good cook.

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My

>> Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's

>> composition. Did you copy off of him?

>>

>> DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog.

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person

>> who keeps on talking to people who are no longer

>> interested?

>> PARKER: A Teacher

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>>  TEACHER:    Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you

>>  say prayers before eating?

>>  MACY:        No Mam, I don't have to.  My Mom

>>  is a good cook.

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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I do when my wife cooks, and I thank god when I wake up the following day. :cuddle:

Luckily we eat out twice a week just to put my mind a rest.

(Seriously though, we do eat out twice a week, but to give my wife a break from cooking. See I ain't really such a bad person).

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I do when my wife cooks, and I thank god when I wake up the following day. :cuddle:

Luckily we eat out twice a week just to put my mind a rest.

(Seriously though, we do eat out twice a week, but to give my wife a break from cooking. See I ain't really such a bad person).

just pondering on this.... wondering how long it will take for this post to become incredibly perverted.......

but i won't start it =P

but going on with cooking.. i say the best cooked meal is a simple meal.. All my future wife would ever have to know how to cook is any of the following... Canned Chili, *The Chili Recipe MP_Handler sent me*, Rice-A-Roni, Ramen Noodles, White Rice, Mac N' Cheese, etc....

hell the chick i met online and I have decided that if we were to ever "work out" that I would do the cooking and she would do the dishes.. just cause she can't cook.. and i love cooking =P

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Merge these two pics together, and it would look something like me.

so you look something like this...

kinda makes me want to start a "Post your pic" thread... too bad my cam doesn't wanna work or i'd start it.. be pretty stupid to start the thread and not be able to post your own pic lolz.

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so you look something like this...

lol6wp.jpg

kinda makes me want to start a "Post your pic" thread... too bad my cam doesn't wanna work or i'd start it.. be pretty stupid to start the thread and not be able to post your own pic lolz.

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****, I hope I am not that ugly. :cuddle:

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Hell even I AM having thoughts about MP, and it's not what thoughts I had before! LOL J/k MP :cuddle:

Great Job Bio!!!! I hope you're not that ugly either Cappy! LOL But if ya are, I still Luv ya. :hug:

I've never tried that, but guess now I have something to work on while I'll be without internet next month. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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well I mean it. And you've got my email addy, if someone else wants it and doesn't have it, just ask. But ask fast, I'll be without this puppy come Jan. 2nd :cuddle:

I'll still support you somehow tho Tarun, or make it up when I get back :hug:

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I have already been pm'd a few Texas, can I include yours on the list that I pm or email back out to those that have submitted?

BTW, don't go without an internet connection for too long, because even a day seem's like a lifetime when you don't post.

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I have already been pm'd a few Texas, can I include yours on the list that I pm or email back out to those that have submitted?

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Sure ya can :cuddle: And get them for me too!

BTW, don't go without an internet connection for too long, because even a day seem's like a lifetime when you don't post.

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Awwwwwwwww so ya miss me when I'm gone? I know I think about ya'll when I first get home from work. Seems like such a long time. They won't let us get on the internet at all there :( I don't know if I can before Feb, cuz it's costing me a pretty penny to just get in the house. Movers, the 1st and last months rent.....animal deposit, things that I have to buy that I had to sell or give away 7 months ago. But you better believe I'll be back in here as soon as I can! Even if I have to drive to my parents house and do it. Course I need to fix Mom's computer anyway :hug:

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