Comedy Club

Go to Google.com, and type in "failure" without the quotations and then click on the I'M FEELING LUCKY Button! What do ya get? ? ?

President Bush was visiting a primary school and dropped in on one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that would be a tragedy." "No," said Bush, "that would be an accident." A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing eve…

G'day folks, just something to make your day a little bit more humourous. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Rules (from a man's point of view) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. You can handle it. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. …

G'day all, seeing there's no 'Humour' folder, thought I'd throw this in here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mans destiny........... When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally pred…

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Hey check this out, it is amazing, this site claims to have at least one school photo of everyone in the world. http://www.worldschoolphotographs.com/ Make sure you post back your findings.

John (now Jean) is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a beautiful woman. His old friend Pete sees him and says, "John, you look great...you're beautiful!" John says, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt." Pete says, "When they cut open your chest and put in those implants?" John says, "No, that didn't really hurt." Pete says, "When they cut off your dick and dug out a vagina?" John says, "No, that didn't really hurt." Pete says, "Then what did hurt?" John says, "When the doctor drilled a f****** hole in my head and sucked out half my brain."

Things are different in Greece.

If you want a really good laugh, check this out. http://www.winterson.com/2005/06/episode-i...ke-of-west.html

Here is my entry.

So this is where everyone is hanging out. With all the power flucuations, this has been developed: