Seems a little funny that our "Web Reporter" hasn't mentioned this, especially when it's right in his backyard.

Keeping all the good bits to yourself????

Aussie gas discount

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dammit, ya let the cat out of the bag, now everyone will want some

Cheers :D

Must be some unpopular brothels down there.

Aussie slogan "Go to a brothel and you'll get gas!"

"All gassed up with nowhere to go!"

Cheers :D

I wonder.......do they check your dipstick?