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A Chicken A Horse and A Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmerfor help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he

too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his wanger thing

and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,

saving his life.

The moral of the story? (yep, there's a moral)!"When You're Hung

Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up CHICKS"

NOW HOW CHEESY IS THAT SNIPER? LMFAO

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Sweetheart, that was a TEN!!  :lol:

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punk.gif Well besides it being my Birthday today, YOU made my day!!!! LOL

Cool, A TEN!!!! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaawwwwwwwwwww! Thanks LMAO

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I wonder if this was the same horse. :lol:

Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex Case

Nov 30, 10:02 PM (ET)

SEATTLE (AP) - A man has pleaded guilty to trespassing in connection with a fatal horse-sex case.

James Michael Tait, 54, of Enumclaw, was accused of entering a barn without the owner's permission. Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death.

Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors.

The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses.

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GOOD maybe he'll give ME a 8.0 or something LMFAO

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:lol: Yeah, 10 for this one.

Look out MP_handler, there's competition on the boards. :lol:

Cheers :lol:

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It's your birthday?  *Checks Lunarsoft.net Forum index to verify*  :lol:

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Could do with TexasFilly confirming this for definate, we know what her sense of humour is like.

If it is really your birthday Texas, then Happy Birthday.

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Well yes, it IS my Birthday today. The 1st of December, hmmmm that makes it the 1st day, of the Last Month. I'm the first and the Last :lol: LMAO

My last name is Wright too, so YOU MEN, have FINALLY met MS. Wright! LMFAO!!!

But, you can't put your Birthday date in your profile unless you put the YEAR too :lol:

I didn't want ya'll to realize I really WAS 113!!! LOL

LUV YA ALL!!!! :lol:

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But, you can't put your Birthday date in your profile unless you put the YEAR too  :lol:

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Hmmmmmm, shame it only has the option of going back to 1906, you would have been OK otherwise. :lol:

I didn't think ladies hid their age anymore.

Go on give us a clue MS Wright. :lol:

Also are you a MS or a Miss or a Mrs?

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Hmmmmmm, shame it only has the option of going back to 1906, you would have been OK otherwise. ;)

I didn't think ladies hid their age anymore.

Go on give us a clue MS Wright. :lol:

Also are you a MS or a Miss or a Mrs?

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LOL on the 1906!

I wouldn't have a problem saying my age, but there are so many youngins in here I didn't want to be "GRANNY" of the Forum LOL

I'm in my teens in mind and spirit. Body is having a bit of trouble from time to time :lol:

But my daughter still takes me out to play pool and go to the bars, so that should tell ya something?

And I'm a Miss or Ms. :lol:

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Happy Birthday, TF......and many, many more. As far as age is concerned, I turn 50 next year. That will make me officially a registered, card carrying, dirty old man.  :lol:

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LMAO Thank-You Sniper!!! I appreciate that :lol:

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i couldnt find any cheesy horse jokes but i found this one

The Bear and The Athiest...

There was an athiest was walking through the woods admiring all that

the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees!" he

exclaimed "What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he thought

to himself.

As he walked along the river, he heard a rustling behind him in a bush.

As he turned to look, there was a 7-ft bear charging towards him. He

ran as fast as he could up the path, but saw that the bear was closing

in on him. He tried to run faster and had tears streaming down his face.

His heart was pumping as he tried to run even faster. Then he tripped

and fell to the ground, as he tried to pick himself up, he noticed that

the bear was almosts on top of him, with his right paw coming down

and his left paw swinging fast.

At that moment he cried out "OH MY GOD..."

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent, and the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone down upon the man, a loud, booming voice

came out of the sky..."You deny my existence for all of these years,

teach others I dont exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident.

Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count

you as a believer?"

The athiest looked directly into the light, and said, "It would be

hypocritical of me to ask you to treat me as a Christian...but perhaps

you could make the bear a Christian."

Very well, the voice said.

Then the light went out.

The river ran again.

And the sounds of the forest resumed.

Then the bear dropped its left paw, brought both paws together...bowd

his head and spoke..."For this food, Lord, I am truely thankful."

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Well yes, it IS my Birthday today.  The 1st of December, hmmmm that makes it the 1st day, of the Last Month.  I'm the first and the Last :P   LMAO

My last name is Wright too, so YOU MEN, have FINALLY met  MS. Wright! LMFAO!!!

But, you can't put your Birthday date in your profile unless you put the YEAR too  :P

I didn't want ya'll to realize I  really WAS  113!!!  LOL

LUV YA ALL!!!!    :hello:

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You must get a lot of kidding for that..He

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You must get a lot of kidding for that..He

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LOL I get kidded alot, and I dish it out just as much!!!! Nice to have another Sagittariun around and you're even a tad bit younger than me!!! NOT BY MUCH :hello:

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LOL I get kidded alot, and I dish it out just as much!!!!  Nice to have another Sagittariun around and you're even a tad bit younger than me!!! NOT BY MUCH :hello:

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Was that a compliment...... am 50 tomorrow... :P Not only a fellow sagitarian but a fellow Texan..I was born in Texas...YeHaw...

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Was that a compliment...... am 50 tomorrow... :hello: Not only a fellow sagitarian but a fellow Texan..I was born in Texas...YeHaw...

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LOL Yes, that was a compliment, Happy Birthday! Mine was the 1st, I guess you read that! I was 51.

I was actually born in Okla :P But been here more than half my life. WOW that's a long time huh? :P

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LOL Yes, that was a compliment, Happy Birthday!  Mine was the 1st, I guess you read that!  I was 51. 

I was actually born in Okla :hello:   But been here more than half my life.  WOW that's a long time huh? :P

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Congrats on your birthday , but your profile says 41 ??? Is that intentional?

I know someone from Ada,OK.....

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Congrats on your birthday , but your profile says 41 ??? Is that intentional?

I know someone from Ada,OK.....

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*looking at my profile* it was suppose to say 113 LOL

I'm from Bartlesville. Way up by Kansas, where Phillips 66 is. Frank Phillips. Great little town.

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Corey, I only see my profile as saying I live in Dallas.  Where did you see 41?

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Oh , I'm sorry , thats your member #...Duh.....redeye on my part........

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