A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks

over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence ------

HUSBAND: "s***."

LOL

Now THAT was funny!

LOL! :cake:

Yeah, i thought this was funny as hell.

:jawdrop: oops! hehehehe

errr... i dont really get the story... can someone explain...

errr... i dont really get the story... can someone explain...

Are you serious Mr T? If you are, here is what's happening:

The wife is asking a hypothetical question: "Would you remarry if I died?" and the husband, lulled into answering her "harmless" questions, accidentally spills the beans that he is cheating on her.

The wife's part seems a little enigmatic - did she ask the questions to trip him up? Could be, women are smart that way!

errr... i dont really get the story... can someone explain...

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence ------

HUSBAND: "s***."

Meaning he's cheating on her already.

*EDIT*

oops, didn't see Glade already replied.. lol.

hah.. i got it now..

maybe i am slow this time... :cake: