Sniper Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do" WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence ------ HUSBAND: "s***." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synapse Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glade Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Now THAT was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldmannen Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 LOL! :cake: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sickchik Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Yeah, i thought this was funny as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krit86lr Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 :jawdrop: oops! hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrT Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 errr... i dont really get the story... can someone explain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glade Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 errr... i dont really get the story... can someone explain... Are you serious Mr T? If you are, here is what's happening: The wife is asking a hypothetical question: "Would you remarry if I died?" and the husband, lulled into answering her "harmless" questions, accidentally spills the beans that he is cheating on her. The wife's part seems a little enigmatic - did she ask the questions to trip him up? Could be, women are smart that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synapse Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 errr... i dont really get the story... can someone explain... WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence ------ HUSBAND: "s***." Meaning he's cheating on her already. *EDIT* oops, didn't see Glade already replied.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrT Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 hah.. i got it now.. maybe i am slow this time... :cake: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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