Posted March 11, 200718 yr A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do" WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence ------ HUSBAND: "s***."
March 20, 200718 yr errr... i dont really get the story... can someone explain... Are you serious Mr T? If you are, here is what's happening: The wife is asking a hypothetical question: "Would you remarry if I died?" and the husband, lulled into answering her "harmless" questions, accidentally spills the beans that he is cheating on her. The wife's part seems a little enigmatic - did she ask the questions to trip him up? Could be, women are smart that way!
March 20, 200718 yr errr... i dont really get the story... can someone explain... WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence ------ HUSBAND: "s***." Meaning he's cheating on her already. *EDIT* oops, didn't see Glade already replied.. lol.
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