Comedy Club

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don't think so.. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class." Since they couldn't agree, they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said:"I'll tell you, but first you mus…

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," Explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "Tha…

You might be a redneck, if your wife was ever quoted in the local paper, saying this.

The link I put in the last topic was the wrong one! I didn't mean for you to see her whole site, just this video below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsqi2QHXaFI This one is the cute one!

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, the…

Bet that left a mark. Harley id***

Talk about Big Brother watching you! http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/ ______________________________ Cheers :cake:

Interesting video showing the effects various drugs have on spiders. spiders on drugs

http://www.break.com/index/microsoft_support_center.html just wow... sure glad i've learned everything about computers on my own... I'd be lost with this guy wanting me to send him his Father holding a ragdoll riding an Emu in an email...

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for The job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You …

Found this on digg... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YozMDzOAGxk kinda makes me want to learn CGI stuff, just cause i know i can't do worse then that...

Check out the girl the Memphis cops busted for DUI, on Monday. The 2nd pic is the winner. mugshot

Enter the Caveman's crib before the party starts. http://www.cavemanscrib.com/

The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! The Cat's Diary Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They di…

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring down rain. "Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging onto the door frame. "Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!". He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was it?" asks his wife. "Just some drunk wanting a push" he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I didn't -- it's three in the morning and raining like crazy out." "Well, you have a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on vacation and th…

A cat named Lucky...... need I say anything more? Cheers :cake:

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem ?#8220; how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very…

Monzy performing at the Stanford University. Video at YouTube. * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fow7iUaKrq4 So I pull out my keyboard, and I pull out my glock, and dismount your girl, and I mount /proc. and the bottom line is that you best not f--k or its kill dash nine (kill -9) kill dash nine, and its no more CPU time, kill dash nine, and that process is mine. Now its my time to shine, so step out of the line, or its kill dash nine. You are like CLR, I am like CLRS, you running csh, my shell is bash. I am the L1 cache. I am webcrawl spider, you're an Internet mosquito, you thought the seven layer model referred to a burrito. You're a dial up connection, I'm a gigabi…

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh.! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

cause they use Macs there!!! :cake:

although... i use delphi so it'd look more like this... program Project1; {$APPTYPE CONSOLE} uses SysUtils; var i : Integer; begin for I := 0 to 500 do Write('I will not throw paper airplanes in class'+slinebreak); readln; //wait for enter end. :cake:

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